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IL BASEBALL - UPSTATE NEW YAWK STYLE!

Hey! If the moon was made of ribs, would you eat it anyway? This is my site devoted to ruthlessly critiqueing the other stadium that I've been to in this fine league of ours! I'll be reviewing Dunn Tire Park in Buffalo (Named, obviously for automobile tires, hehehe, Kost Tire and Auto Park), Frontier Field in Rochester (Not as cool as it sounds. Named for the local phone company. Imagine "Bell Atlantic Stadium, or Verizon Field or something...anh), and P&C Stadium in Syracuse (Also terribly not cool. Actually the name of an overpriced regional supermarket, Ex. Gerrity's Park or Mr Z's Stadium). This is an example of the corporate bastards ruining all that is pure in baseball! Since you know how I stand on that subject, it won't be included in the final ratings. The formula that computes the final score is obscenely complicated and maybe I'll type it out... Well, HERE WE GO!


Frontier Field - Home of the Rochester Red Wings

CapacityDate OpenedPlaying SurfaceLFLCFCFRCFRFFirst Hitter
10,840April 11, 1997Grass335385402370325Darren Burton
Frontier Field is nestled inside Downtown Rochester right outside of the city's "Inner Loop" expressway. The seating is continuous much like a football stadium (no-upper deck). There isn't really a bad seat in the park view-wise, although since the foul territory decreases rapidly, some balls hit into the corners are hard to see. Their scoreboard in left field is quite large with a video and message board. The video board, however, is of very poor quality and has low resolution compared to our Fanovision. The atmosphere is very friendly and the ballpark is very child oriented.
On to food. The hotdogs are arguably the worst of all these ballpark. They are Zwiegles brand. Some interesting perks are the hottub in RCF and the Couch Potato Club in dead center which looks to be an extremely comfy, albeit terrible view seat. While there are no ads on the Outfield fences, there isn't another place that ads are not. It is painful to look at the chase board because it honestly serves no informational purpose. It is pure advertising top to bottom.
The view of downtown Rochester from your seats is absolutely outstanding and the occasional train runs by alongside the inner loop. They actually have a real live organist, which is a MAJOR plus. The sound isn't bad either as they have speakers in the general seating area as opposed to some other ballparks.
One of the most interesting facets of the Frontier Field experience is their mascot, "Waste Man." Waste Man is this giant black guy decked out in black with sunglasses and a red cape. He runs across the field with the Red Wings Flag when introduced and whenever an opposing team gets a runner on 1st base with less than 2 outs he starts his rant. He bellows at the top of his lungs "DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA PLAAAAAAAY!" It's quite humorous and recognized all the way to Buffalo! :)
Tickets are $9.00, $7.50, and $5.00 because of New York state and Monroe County taxes. There are grass areas on the baselines to sit at and party decks in left field, but I'm not sure what charges apply.
The Radio team is led by Joe Castellano. He is backed up by Joe Altobelli. They do a decent job and even have a post-game guest.

Memorable Events Witnessed There:

  • P.J. Forbes blasting a homerun onto Plymouth St.
  • Reggie Taylor blasting a homerun over the "Chase" board.
  • Sean Fesh donating seeds to my mouth's scholarship fund.
  • Billy McMillon striking out to end a Toledo Mud Hen loss.

BASEBALL MENTALITY: 6

VIDEO UTILIZATION (SIGHT & SOUND): 5.5

OVERALL PRODUCTION: 6.5

SIGHT LINES: 8.0

FIELD CONDITION: 7.5

FOOD: 5.5

FAN FRIENDLINESS: 8.5

PARKING (Proximity and Price): 6.0

Now, things that don't count:

RADIO BROADCAST TEAM: 6.5

CORPORATE BASTARDIZATION: 9.0

REALLY FAT 1ST BASEMEN: 1 (Cal)


FINAL SCORE: 11.47 out of 16.83 (Perfect Score)

Numbers Retired: #25 Luke Easter - #36 Joe Altobelli - #8222 Morrie Silver


Dunn Tire Park - Home of the Buffalo Bisons

CapacityDate OpenedPlaying SurfaceLFLCFCFRCFRFFirst Hitter
19,500April 14, 1988Grass325---------325Unknown
Dunn Tire Park is located in the center of Downtown Buffalo near HSBC Arena and Interstate 190. The stadium is uniquely arranged in that the seats wrap around the right field foul pole and the bleachers are beyond the right-field fence. Left field has no room for seats because I-190 runs just beyond the left field wall. As a result there is a large screen to catch home-run balls. The upper deck is small by comparison and overhangs the lower deck by quite a bit. This isn't enough to keep the mist out or that awful Vinegary smell that I've chalked up to just being "Buffalo Stench." Their scoreboard and Video Display is in dead center field and it is Amazing! It measures 20 feet by 40 feet and has stupendous resolution. The sound system suffers because all of the main speakers are out in centerfield, making it hard to hear sometimes.
The atmosphere is very baseball oriented as they often show old Bisons clips on the board and all of their championships are on the left field screen. Along the concourse are little facts, feats, and records held by past Bisons. They have a thing called the Kids' Zone beyond the centerfield fence. The only notable things about the food are the flurries that are large and a good value, and also Red Osier roast beef. Red Osier is important because they sponsor the pitch speed display in Left-Center field.
There doesn't seem to be too many gimics involved in Bison Baseball, they seem to be selling the game which is as it should be. There is an ad for Goya on the Outfield fence, imploring you to "Hit a home run with Goya." I don't like this one bit. But at least they don't make the boisterous claim of being "Baseball City USA" as Rochester does. We know damn well where Baseball City is...Montreal! The view from your seats isn't great unless you're a fan of concrete and a bank building that if it should topple, would wipe out the entire ballpark.
The Bisons have two mascots. One named Buster. Buster is like dressing a ballplayer for the game and cramming a bull head on him. Their more lovable mascot is "Chip" which is a sick joke in my opinion, but we digress. Chip's number is "1/2" and he sports quite a bit of the fruits of Carlos Castillo, otherwise known as lard.
Tickets are $9.50, $7.50, and $4.75 because of New York state and Erie County taxes. They have a restaurant on the 2nd floor in Rightfield called Pettibones grill which is neat because it has a serving patio rather than a totally enclosed restaurant. They also have a picnic ground that lies on field level behind the right-center field fence below the bleachers. The fence is transparent in that area. Their radio announcer is Jim Rosenhaus who is accompanied by "The Duke." They are a slightly better tandem than Castellano and Altobelli. They receive an entire point over the Rochester bunch because they aired a few of my comments about my "second favorite" city.

Memorable Events Witnessed There:

  • Marcos Scutaro actually hitting a homerun.
  • Fausto Tejero actually getting a bunt-base hit.
  • Absolute Domination of the Bisons by the Barons in the division series.
  • Jeff Manto's final at-bat in organized baseball.

BASEBALL MENTALITY: 7.5

VIDEO UTILIZATION (SIGHT & SOUND): 9.0

OVERALL PRODUCTION: 8.5

SIGHT LINES: 6.5

FIELD CONDITION: 7.0

FOOD: 6.0

FAN FRIENDLINESS: 7.0

PARKING (Proximity and Price): 7.5

Now, things that don't count:

RADIO BROADCAST TEAM: 7.5

CORPORATE BASTARDIZATION: 6.0

REALLY FAT 1ST BASEMEN: 0

REALLY OLD, WASHED UP RIGHT FIELDERS: 1 (Whiten)


FINAL SCORE: 12.31 out of 16.83 (Perfect Score)

Numbers Retired: #25 Luke Easter - #6 Ollie Carnegie

P&C Stadium - Home of the Syracuse Skychiefs

CapacityDate OpenedPlaying SurfaceLFLCFCFRCFRFFirst Hitter
--,---April 3, 1997Astroturf---------------Alex Diaz
P&C Stadium is located in the North Side of Syracuse near Onondaga Lake and the Carousel Mall The seating is quite interesting. The lower deck has decent site lines due to the curling feature that Frontier Field's seats have down the foul lines. The Luxury Boxes are 2 stories tall directly behind the plate which makes the Upper Deck discontinuous. There is a 3rd base line Skydeck and a 1st Base line Skydeck. The good thing about the Skydeck is that there are personal seats, but the tickets are general admission and they are only $4.00 An odd aspect of this park is that the stadium has no real "back" to it. The concourse area is in the same "room" as the playing surface, meaning that a foul ball could potentially strike a program salesman in the back of the head and murder him. It wouldn't be totally unjustified since the guy doesn't shut up all game long. Their scoreboard is in left field is quite large with a video and message board just like Frontier field. It is also like Frontier field in the fact that is sucks. I'd say it's even worse. I think they have 16 colors on it tops and the resolution is that of a Lite-Brite. One plus is on the right-center field fence, they have an out-of-town scoreboard. Also on that fence is an ad for the Turning Stone Casino, go figure.
On to food. The sausages are really good. Prices are the standard rip-off of all Baseball venues. The "perks" at this park are endless, if you like being bombarded by the voice that sends chills down my spine, that of Skychiefs PA announcer Dave Perkins who sounds like Barney on Speed. They do at least 15 giveaways per night, brought to you by their shameless list of sponsors, including a free car wash for the "dirtiest car in the lot." It's safe to say I didn't win that one, but I think Manny Barrios might have. They throw plungers into toilets, babies off of balconies, and there are at least ten of those "check page 75 for your magic number and win a free enema kit from P&C Supermarkets," or something to that effect. The ads in the joint are plentiful and the backdrop is god-awful. Twisted trees and urban blight are all that greet the occasional glance beyond the outfield walls, not to mention the endless trains that move past the left-field bullpen on their way to the Syracuse regional transportation mega-center.
The sound is the crown jewel in this place as it is almost inaudible, with the exception of the bass line. This obscene tower of speakers hides behind the batter's eye 30 feet behind the center field fence and all 10,000+ are expected to be able to hear its messages clearly. Fat Chance. It must be brutal playing centerfield, I'd imagine that Vernon Wells has permanent hearing damage as a result of patrolling Center for the 'Chiefs. Most people are familiar with the fun organ piece played at ballgames that sounds very Italian. They turn it into a ghetto anthem to the point where are you hear is (BOOM BOOM BOOM) and Vernon Wells develops kidney damage. At least they have Cesar Izturis at Shortstop who isn't old enough to drink...
One of the most ridiculous aspects of a visit to P&C is "Scooch." He is their mascot. I don't know what the hell it is. Of course, I don't know what the hell the Grump is either, so they don't lose on that. We like to call the Syracuse mascot "Spooge," go figure.
Tickets are $7.00 and $4.00 and only $275 for the Season! I'm not sure how that's possible. Perhaps they are ducking the Onondaga County taxes, or else they are subsidized, like cheese, or butter. That would explain the announcer.
The Radio team is listed as being Ted DeLuca and Steve Hyder. I know Ted is on the show, but I thought the lead man was Bob something. Perhaps Bob Frapples? They have an excellent show and they love to poke fun at people, especially Matt Guiliano.

Memorable Events Witnessed There:

  • A terribly drunk guy flipping me and my friends off because the Barons tied the game at 8.
  • David Coggin blowing a game by allowing a 3-run dinger to Kevin Witt
  • Some Media guy needed help with a cheesy video. "The Skies Have Cleared over Syraucse...and what was once a dreary evening has turned into a party!" Bear in mind we were covering in SWB stuff. (Moron)
  • Anthony Shumaker blowing a game by allowing a homerun to everyone in the park including the aforementioned drunk guy.

BASEBALL MENTALITY: 5.5

VIDEO UTILIZATION (SIGHT & SOUND): 4.5

OVERALL PRODUCTION: 5.5

SIGHT LINES: 7.5

FIELD CONDITION: 8.5

FOOD: 6.5

FAN FRIENDLINESS: 6.0

PARKING (Proximity and Price): 7.0

Now, things that don't count:

RADIO BROADCAST TEAM: 8.5

CORPORATE BASTARDIZATION: 8.5

REALLY FAT 1ST BASEMEN: 0

BLEACH BLONDE 1ST BASEMEN: 1 (Witt)

PA ANNOUNCERS UNDER 12 YEARS OLD: 1


FINAL SCORE: 10.90 out of 16.83 (Perfect Score)

Numbers Retired: #9 Hank Sauer


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