Lack of offense and no Fesh makes the Fan Club miserable!
We couldn't hit Doug Linton tonight as hard as we tried. Ryan Nye didn't pitch all that poorly for a while, but then he got hammered in the 4th inning. It's alright though, cause the rest of Rochester's rotation isnt quite as strong as Linton. Let's get 'em tomorrow guys!
TONIGHT'S TROJAN AWARD!
Tonight's Trojan Award goes to LF Billy McMillon. He struck out representing the tying run tonight in the bottom of the 9th. Not only that, but he badmouthed a Red Baron employee the other night, my friend Erin. He has been indifferent to the fan club and now he's picking on the ballgirls. Quite an excellent role model.
ERA DROP ALERTS
Nye doesn't get a drop, however Tyler Green does? Where is the justice in that? Nevertheless, it must be mentioned in this section, lest our ERA Drop Alert sponsor hold it against us. The following drop alert is brought to you by COLTS Bus Service: Contact us tomorrow.
Green 7.43 ------> 6.91
We need more..... pleh.
WE CAN DO IT! IT'S ALL UP TO US, M'KAY?
We are obviously rattling opposing hitters and pitchers alike, we shall now make our way to the backstop during the 7th inning stretch. We will sing and march to "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" as we make our way into "Unlikely to ever happen Death Terri'Torey.'"
Rochester really isnt all that good!
THE COLUMN THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO DANCE THE FUNKY CHICKEN ON YOUR 75TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!
Well, since this is Dave writing the main page.... I've said everything I need to say.
