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We just kept letting them have runs.
We went to Syracuse last night to try to keep the streak going on the road. It was
a lot of fun, but we lost 9-8. We just didn't pitch very well. Their stadium was
screwed up...it had SO many ads all over the place, it was terrible. It had like
15 little signs on the concrete of the upper deck, 8 on the sides of the lower
deck in the front row, like 6 of those 3-way rotating signs on a tall scoreboard...2
more billboards...6 posters for ads on the outfield walls...and all game long they
had magic numbers in the programs to win pizza, wallpaper, all kinds of shit.
There were 95 ads in the program...it was really banged out! THEIR MASCOT EVEN
HAD AN AD FOR A RADIO STATION ON HIS BACK!!
We got flipped off by this one Syracuse fan, who later apologized. This guy who was making a resume
tape asked us to film a commercial as rowdy fans, that was fun too, but it didn't
coincide with the game action.
What an 8th!!
We scored here and there on doubles by Matty G, and Darren. The 8th was our big inning.
Down 8-3, we loaded the bases with no out for John Finn who doubled his RBI total by singling,
and Lou Frazier drove in 2, and a double play even drove in the tying run. Somewhere
in there, we tied it.
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God Bless Mitch, the original heckler.
We are obviously rattling opposing hitters and pitchers alike, we shall now make our way to the backstop during the 7th inning stretch. Giving us more offensive chances.
M'kay? M'kay!!! SYRACUSE TODAY!!! 6:00 on WICK's powerless station.
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