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LOUISVILLE IS NO MATCH FOR THE SWB SLUGGERS!!

Absolutely incredible once again!!! Lovullo and McMillon homered, and Burton has been on FIRE!!!! GREAT PITCHING FROM FESH!!! BOLTON WAS EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE!!! GREAT JOB TEAM AND KEEP THE STREAK GOING!!!

Can't stop the Slaughterhouse!

The aforementioned homers by Torey Lovullo and Billy McMillon, numbers 12 and 11 respectively, plus the 3 RBI triple for Darren Burton all helped the cause tonight! And Bolton did his job! It's starting to come together, John Davies and Mike Cummings!


ERA DROP ALERTS!!!!

Green, of course, was a joke! But Rodney Bolton and the FESHER had a drop alert tonight!
Bolton 4.19 -------> 4.17
FESH 4.45 ------> 4.35!!!!
KEEP UP THE FESH! THANKS AL LEBOEUF!!!

WE CAN DO IT! IT'S ALL UP TO US, M'KAY?

We are obviously rattling opposing hitters and pitchers alike, we shall now make our way to the backstop during the 7th inning stretch. We will sing and march to "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" as we make our way into "Unlikely to ever happen Death Terri'Torey.'"
LET'S START SOMETHING THIS WEEK!! WE HAVE A DOUBLEHEADER ON FRIDAY NIGHT! WE NEED TO GET FESH THE START IN THE 2ND GAME!!! A FESH START ON FRIDAY!

THE COLUMN THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO REGAIN THE LEAD IN FAN CLUB WINS!!

Here's that radio maven Dave Lefchak (Sid Michaels) with his "Two Cents!"

MY TWO CENTS
by Dave Lefchak
July 6, 1999

Even though I was not present at tonight's 11-3 schlacking of the Riverbats due to a family
matter, I listened to the whole affair on WICK 1400 AM.  So, I am still qualified to write 
my two cents even though I have been surpassed by Bob in the win column.  (I'll make it up
on Thursday.)  Here are my insightful ramblings:

Lovullo and McMillon went yard the first inning back-to-back!  Lovullo hit his team leading 
12th dinger!  The Arkansas blast brigade has returned!!!!  KEEP IT UP BOYS!

Rodney Bolton was stellar tonight in 7 innings of work.  It's good to have the support of 
ROD!!!!!  Also, Rod Henderson supported us (so to speak) by giving up 6 runs early!  We 
are turning the Louisville Sluggers on their hometown team!

FESH PITCHED A SCORELESS NINTH!   Apparently, one of my cohorts got a souvenir tonight, 
although Im not quite sure what it was.... oh now I just found out it was an Alex Andreopolous
foul ball!  Go Bob!

Tonight's Trojan Boner of the Game Award goes to Tyler Green.  Just when we thought 
Tyler couldnt possibly screw up an 8 run lead, he goes and allows an inside-the-park homerun 
to Lou Collier (who should be in Milwaukee!)  Way to go Tyler, keeping showing the Phils how 
washed up you really are!

BRING BACK CLEMENTE ALVAREZ!!!  He needs to bask in the glow of Fesh!

Darren Burton is STILL ON A TEAR!!!!!  He blasted a 3 RBI triple tonight which almost 
turned into his 4th homerun in as many games!!   Way to go Darren!  Don't take him out of 
the lineup.... ever!!!!!

Scott Krause really is fun to heckle.  Ditto for Satan's brother, Brandon Cromer.  I'll 
be out there tomorrow to take care of them.   That's it for tonight, gang.  Enjoy the 
FESHtival.

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WHOA GODDAMN!
MORE FANOVISION!
I'll be stonefaced and pale, you'll pout in stereo.